A Colony of Happy Slaves: How Nigeria’s Political Elite Perfected Modern-Day Slavery!

by Jude Obuseh
Nigeria in chains

Once upon a time, in the heart of West Africa, a land rich in oil, minerals, and human capital dared to dream of freedom. When the Union Jack was lowered in 1960, Nigerians sang songs of liberation, danced in the streets, and hailed their newfound sovereignty. But what they did not know was that their chains had merely changed hands. The colonial masters were gone, yet their system remained intact, perfected by a new ruling class—Nigerians who understood that real power lay not in foreign rule but in domestic control.

The new elite did not need whips or shackles to maintain their dominion. They did not need slave ships to transport the masses across the Atlantic. Instead, they built institutions of control so invisible yet so powerful that the people would not only accept their subjugation but would defend it with their lives. They turned democracy into a mirage, education into a farce, and prosperity into an illusion. And through it all, they ensured that the modern Nigerian slave was happy—singing praises to his oppressors, dancing at campaign rallies for those who plunder his future, and defending with tribal and religious zeal the very system that keeps him bound.

The Chains of Economic Enslavement

In 2023, the World Bank reported that 87 million Nigerians lived in extreme poverty—one of the highest figures in the world. Yet, the nation boasts one of Africa’s largest economies, fueled by its vast oil reserves. Where does the money go? It pools at the top, circulating among the few, while the masses scramble for crumbs.

The minimum wage is a paltry ₦70,000 ($43.19 / GPB 33.02) per month—barely enough to feed a family for a week. Meanwhile, Nigerian politicians are among the highest-paid in the world. In 2023, a senator earned over ₦13 million ($16,000) monthly in basic salary and allowances, excluding hidden perks like constituency projects and estacode. The elite deliberately keep wages low, jobs scarce, and inflation high, ensuring that the average citizen remains too exhausted from daily survival to question the system.

Yet, the people celebrate these same politicians when they throw them bags of rice during elections. They dance in the streets when a “big man” gives them ₦1,000 at a rally, not realizing they are cheering their own bondage. The modern slave does not recognize his chains; he wears them with pride.

Education as a Tool of Oppression

Education is the gateway to freedom, and the ruling class knows this too well. That is why they have deliberately ensured that Nigeria’s education system remains broken. Public universities suffer constant strikes, with the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) on strike for a cumulative 49 months between 1999 and 2023. Schools lack infrastructure, teachers are underpaid, and the curriculum is outdated.

Meanwhile, the elite send their children to Harvard, Oxford, and Cambridge, ensuring that the next generation of rulers is well-equipped to perpetuate the system. The average Nigerian child, however, struggles to read, lacks basic analytical skills, and, upon graduation, joins the swelling ranks of unemployed youth. In 2023, youth unemployment stood at a staggering 53.4%.

Yet, the people do not protest. They celebrate their political overlords, wearing T-shirts bearing their faces, chanting their names at rallies, and defending them in social media battles. The modern slave is not only shackled by ignorance but is convinced that his ignorance is wisdom.

The Weaponization of Religion and Ethnicity

Nothing keeps a people enslaved more effectively than division. The Nigerian elite understand this and have perfected the art of using religion and ethnicity as tools of mass manipulation. Elections are not won on competence but on ethnic affiliations. Policies are not judged on merit but on whether they favor “our people.”

In 2023, during the general elections, reports showed widespread voter suppression in areas where opposition candidates were strong. Yet, the masses, rather than unite against the fraud, fought among themselves, each group convinced that their oppressor was better than the other’s. The ruling class watched and laughed, knowing that a divided people can never rise.

Religious leaders, often in the pockets of politicians, preach submission instead of resistance. They tell their congregations to “leave everything to God,” to pray for their leaders rather than demand accountability. And so, the modern slave kneels in prayer while his masters feast on his destiny.

The Judiciary: An Auction House for Justice

In a functional society, the judiciary is the last hope of the common man. In Nigeria, it is a marketplace where justice is bought and sold to the highest bidder. Transparency International’s Corruption Perceptions Index ranked Nigeria 150th out of 180 countries in 2022, highlighting the deep-seated rot in governance and justice.

The powerful do not go to jail. When they do, they are granted presidential pardons, as seen in 2022 when two former governors convicted of stealing billions were set free. Meanwhile, a hungry man who steals food to feed his family is sentenced to years in prison. The laws are not designed to protect the people but to keep them in check.

Yet, the masses do not revolt. They celebrate their oppressors, naming streets after them, defending them online, and justifying their crimes. The modern slave does not seek freedom; he finds comfort in his oppression.

The Illusion of Democracy

Elections come and go, but nothing changes. The political class recycles itself, ensuring that power remains within the same circles. When a president leaves office, he installs his friend or protégé. The godfather selects his godson. The masses cheer, believing they have a choice, not realizing they are simply choosing between different faces of the same beast.

Ballot boxes are snatched, results are manipulated, and the courts rubber-stamp fraudulent victories. Yet, Nigerians line up every four years, hoping that this time will be different. The modern slave does not need a master with a whip; he willingly walks into his cage.

The Consequences of Our Silence

Nigeria is a nation with immense potential, yet it remains stagnant. Roads remain death traps, hospitals lack basic supplies, and power supply is epileptic. In 2023, the national grid collapsed six times. Meanwhile, the elite live in mansions powered by diesel generators and fly abroad for medical treatment.

Our best minds flee the country. Between 2019 and 2023, over 100,000 Nigerians sought asylum in Canada, while thousands of doctors and engineers migrated in search of greener pastures. The brain drain continues, leaving the country in the hands of mediocre rulers.

The system persists because we allow it. The elite have done their part in forging our chains, but we, the people, are the ones who lock them. We celebrate thieves, defend incompetence, and fight each other over crumbs.

The Awakening Nigeria Needs

It is time for Nigerians to see their chains for what they are. The days of silent suffering must end. We must stop worshiping politicians, reject division, and demand true accountability. The power lies in our hands, but first, we must awaken from our slumber.

History has shown that no people remain enslaved forever. The French rose against their aristocrats, the Americans fought for their freedom, and South Africans dismantled apartheid. The question now is: When will Nigerians rise?

You may also like

Leave a Comment