Yo! Dude, what’s up? I can’t believe 8 years is up. Funny how time flew during your second coming. Boy, I tell you, it’s been one hell of a ride …
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I did not vote in the last Nigerian elections. I couldn’t have from my abode in Europe where we tried to mobilise the Nigerian diaspora for the Pat Utomi for …
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Why do you think that it is only PDP that ‘rigged’ the elections? You can not blame only PDP and leave out the other political parties. They are all complaining …
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You are right, times have changed. Back in the day, all we got was occasional flashes and show of decent pair of legs sticking out of slit mini-skirts; we applauded …
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“I believe in giving back to society, I quite recognise that I have been blessed not only in my football career, but also with the gift of a second chance …
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At some point it was even rumoured that Okey was possessed, and that he belonged to a secret money cult at whose insistence he was sleeping with the housemaids…
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News of the London road show by the United Bank for Africa had been making the rounds among the Nigerian community in London for weeks long before the train came into …
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We all know how far Nigerian men would have all gotten in life if not for the devilish ways that our women have tempted us and diverted our attention away …
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Oga Andy, no mind dem, we dey your side. Now wey everybody don desert you, remember say me dey, dey root for you, and so make you remember me when …
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After a recent experience involving a Saturday morning fajita wrap, I have come to the conclusion that there is no use wasting my time in the kitchen…
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The Obasanjo government may have laid the foundation for a new Nigeria, rescuing it from the claws of military oligarchs in 1999, but now is the time to move on…
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I refuse to believe that the Guardian has not ‘killed’ stories in the past which may run contrary to the business and personal interests of both the owners and the …
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I couldn’t think of any reason why Her Majesty the Queen would remember me, I made sure I paid my income and council taxes, I hadn’t been in any fight …
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I know why those Kenyan brothers live longer, they love life and seem to have perfected the art of modern polygamy…
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As a beginning author like me with zero name recognition in the publishing or author circuits, getting a reputable publisher to sign you on is like asking for Zuma Rock …
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“I suddenly realised that the whole bed was covered in blood and water. By the time an ambulance took me and Joseph to hospital, our baby was dead…”